Oscar Night
By Starburst
Tonight's the biggest Night of all For movies It's the crystal ball Actors and actresses From all around Some of them Are Oscar-bound Whoopi puns And cracks some jokes On hobbits, schitzos And all those folks " I heard Frodo Was an Anti-Semite" " Come and get me boys!" What a night And then we get To the awards Some of the speeches Make me bored Red Carpet- no Bloom I was sad When Jim beat Ian Oh, I was mad! And then Peter Jackson By Howard was beat I started yelling At my TV Sure we took home Some for make-up and tech And the animated film Went to Shrek :) But at one in the morining When I'd stayed awake And we lost best movie Is when I began to quake Man I was angry And, heck, I still am! But, hey, we'll be back For two more years, man! Written April 15th, 2002 © on Apr 15 2002 11:38 AM PST 10 • 0 • 14
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