rant #1

oh why, oh why. ever wonder about things that you shouldn't? cmon! i'm sure you have. what about the time that you thought about what your mommy and daddy do when you're not there? or what about that time you wondered,"what would happen to the Kitty if I put it in the microwave?" i'm sure that we all have things that we wonder about, ]things thatwe shouldnt, but DO NOT LET THAT STOP YOU! curiosity and wonder are things that help us learn. I've been told by a LOT of people in my life to ask questions, and I do. why not? that's the only way to find things out, is it not? i mean, how would some of the world's most famous people have gotten so famous if it had not been for the questions and wonderings that they had as children and young adults? am I making sense here?  if so, GOOD! if not, then I think that you have questions that you need to ask. ask your mom, dad, local priest, or favorite bartender, and find out. that's one of the only ways to get the kmowledge to make yourself a stronger person. and that's just what the world needs. strong men and women to lead us through the mess that our predecessors have left us. why not. i mean, if you go to a store to try on pants, you don't just take whatever you see that you like. NOOOOO! you ask if they have them in your size! you ask about this and that, and gather enough information to make a good, solid decision. right? right! that's what life is about too. gathering enough information to make the right decision for you. if you don't, well, we'll just SEE who'se pants are gonna fall off and trip them at that crucial moment. this rant brought to you by the anti lobster coalition, and a friend of chachi on acid's squirrelf*&$er arcola.just a little rant on pants, life and the evils of sniffing lobster. P.S, in the words of the rock band Anthrax:"if anyone is offended by this, they're an idiot!" Written January 10th, 2002 © on Jan 09 2002 06:58 PM PST   0 • 10