In tHe dArk

"A duck has wings! but ive only ever seen it float why cant it fly fly away?' doesnt it want to? stupid duck. stupid fuc*ing duck no, im not stopping now does it just want bread stupid fuc*ing dolebl..."

"Natasha is my friend my talky friendly friend my very very special friend i like my friend she is my friend and for my friend i will bend and i will never comprehend why forever she cannot be my spec..."

"i have a friend who knows a friend who has sister who once owned a plant she bought from a woman who has a story to lend the story she tells is of a big lizard no, really big with giant teeth and a ..."

"there is living on a certain street a certain grouch that you may meet his humour never is discreet with insults he doesnt miss a beat one day he found his routine waning and decided that instead of ..."

"(tribute to having attractive female friends) when i have nowhere to hang my towel i think of my friends and a place appears how lucky i am when i have nowhere to place my donut i think of my friend..."

"the hard black lines all blur into grey and stir my consciousness with a thick ladle of my own condescension. i wonder why i am left climbing brick walls i created, deperately trying to gnaw ..."