tyrannisaurous hex
By vague hit
i have a friend who knows a friend who has sister who once owned a plant she bought from a woman who has a story to lend the story she tells is of a big lizard no, really big with giant teeth and a book of spells the beast would travel around the country eating people and goats and cursing things it didnt like or that plain meddled this big green beast also had fins so it could swim and curse as it wanted and the fish were scared of him you knew if he didnt like a fish because itd rise to the top like yeast like, one day, i swear to god whichever god you choose this dino was attacked by a shark and turned it into a frog no, really, a frog all those teeth are useless when all you eat are flies as it did, as a frog this prehistoric witch was the bane of all existence on land or just aquatic until it felt like icecream and wished itself dessert except it was uneducated and pronounced it 'desert' and so was consumed by tons of sand and suffocated serves it right for being a bitch Written October 17th, 2001 © on Oct 17 2001 02:26 AM PST 0 • 10
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