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little penguin on a fishhook

By vague hit

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there is living on a certain street a certain grouch that you may meet his humour never is discreet with insults he doesnt miss a beat one day he found his routine waning and decided that instead of just complaining he's try to catch himself a bear and tie it to a rocking chair he figured first he'd need some bait and realised what would be quite great would be a penguin he'd have to get from where its never temperate and so he travelled to alaska and spotted the fellow he was after and set himself up in a little tent with a trap that was quite elaborate while his bait walked across the icy floor oscar didnt even *see* the giant paw end his arctic fun with so much force he can no longer act so smug when hes better suited as a rug speaking figuratively, of course Written October 17th, 2001 © on Oct 17 2001 02:28 AM PST   0 • 14

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