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Ode to Self-Abuse

By vithano

Topics: Poetry Source: AllPoetry Original source

How grand it is to masturbate! O what a joy it is! I’d like to thank Whoever gave A gift as good as this! What joy could come more quickly, Convenient as a switch? What high could nigh so cheaply, Without a single hitch? No need for dinner and dances, No need for pantomime; Leave suggestive glances To those who have the time. All you need are fingers And a little time alone; But if you feel somewhat guilty, There’s still time to atone! What joy it is to be onanistic, To be best friends with yourself; A party autoerotic Is good for both health and pelf! Written February 28th, 2002 © on Feb 27 2002 10:07 PM PST   10 • 0

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