Family of Limericks
By Walter Burns
for each member of my family**** There once was a lady, Elisa Who racked charges on her new Visa Her vision askew As debts only grew Like liens on our tower a' Pisa ----------------------------------- There once was a boy named Matthew Who almost choked on a cashew The cashew was small But that isn’t the all Better run, its now comin at you! ----------------------------------- Oh, there once was this girl named Melanie Or at least that’s what you been tellin’ me You say she stinks bad Well I think that I’m glad Cuz that means you haven’t been smellin’ me ------------------------------------ There once was a boy named Chandler Whose rhyme was only “man handler” So we thought he’d be mean But it remained to be seen Instead he grew up: Adam Sandler ------------------------------------ There once was a guy name of Walter Who married his wife at the altar All mentioned above He dearly does love Oh there once was a guy name of Walter Written February 28th, 2002 © on Feb 28 2002 12:19 PM PST 0 • 14
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