Flint Stoned
By Walter Burns
The complete multivitamin It has it all from A to Zinc The first is quite good for skin The second fights foot stink You ever think that you just might Get it all from a Flintstone pill Bitin’ Bam-Bam’s biggish body Still gives me a guilty thrill I’m hopped-up on Circus Mates I’m not proud, I use generic They taste so good like candy yes I’ll admit through my hysterics What is wrong with kids today? I can see it in their eyes For tikes under age of four Did Mom e'en realize Only take one half of Wilma That’s two fourths of lovely Dino One whole Flinstone er “candy” Will just craze your bambino So in conclusion there’s no sin Just read the label covers Chew your Flintstones forty times You health nuts and candy lovers (its not that great but i dug it out of the old stuff of mine) Written January 31st, 2002 © on Jan 31 2002 02:47 PM PST 0 • 14
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