Placebo Flo Meet Prozac Jack
By Walter Burns
Placebo Flo could make no dough She tried the best she could But Placebo Flo I think you know Did nothing that she should She tried to work she really tried Her fingers to the nub For all her sweat she softly sighed Her boss: “you’re fired bub” Placebo Flo said, “hey I know” A man could make my way But Placebo Flo could not sew What would a husband say? The durndest truth one night she thought I am Placebo Flo! The things that I just do not got I need a mighty beau Placebo Flo her heart of woe She had a heart attack Placebo Flo felt sudden glow From Doctor Prozac Jack She thought an angel is what she saw It was Doc Prozac Jack In one year they were wed by law Cuz opposites attract Placebo Flo, she wed her beau And nothing else she did But Prozac Jack would never know Why she could never have a kid THE END!!!! Warning: tragic ending reader beware Placebo Flo and Prozac Jack Adopted Serial Steve He stabbed them both in the back And with their meds I saw him leave Written January 31st, 2002 © on Jan 31 2002 02:13 PM PST 0 • 14
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"Placebo Flo could make no dough..."