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Today is Opposite Day...remember reply accordingly

By Walter Burns

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Today’s opposite day Don’t say what you mean Eat all the fat And spit out the lean Today’s opposite day Don’t hurt your brain It’s a little confusing So let me explain Today’s opposite day I think of it a lot If you say that it is Then maybe it’s not Today is the day To say no and to say yes But if somebody sneezes Don’t say God bless Today’s opposite day I like you a lot Now I can say that Without saying Not! Today’s opposite day Is your epidermis showing? Are you still just a kid Who’s oppositely growing For the last time I’ll say It’s opposite day It’s opposite day! (Hooray) Written July 8th, 2001 © on Jul 08 2001 12:34 PM PST   0 • 14

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