The Megatherium.

Was hngt denn dort bewegungslos             Zum Knaul zusammgeballt             So riesenfaul und riesengross             Im Ururururwald?             Dreifach so wuchtig als ein Stier,             Dreifach so schwer und dumm -             Ein Kletterthier, ein Krallenthier:             Das Megatherium!     Vide Cuvier, Ossemens fossiles, v. 1, p. 174. tab. 61. The Megatherium was a gigantic sloth.     What hangs there like a frozen pig,         Or knot all twisted rude?     So giant lazy, giant big,         In the prim - rim - val wood?     Thrice bigger than a bull - at least         Thrice heavier, and dumb -     A climbing and a clawing beast,         The Megatherium!     All dreamily it opes its jaws         And glares so lazily,     Then digs with might its cutting claws         In the Embahuba tree.     It eats the fruit, it eats the leaf,         Soft, happy, grunting 'Ai!'     And when they're gone, as if with grief,         Occasionally goes 'Wai!'     But from the tree it never crawls.         It knows a shorter way;     For like a gourd adown it falls,         And will not hence away.     With owly eyes awhile it hums,         Smiles wondrously and deep;     For after good long feeding comes         Its main hard work - to sleep.     Oh, sceptic mortal - brassy, bold,         Wilt thou my words deride?     Go to Madrid and there behold         His bones all petrified.     And if thou hast before them stood,         Remember these my rhymes.     Such laziness held only good         In antdiluvian times.     Thou art no Megatherium,         Thy soul has aims divine,     Then mind your studies, all and some,         And eat not like a swine.     Use well your time - 'tis money worth,         Yea, work till death you see.     And should you yield to sloth and mirth,     Do it not sloath - somely![4]          Translated From The German Of Joseph Victor Scheffel By Charles G. Leland.     ************     [Footnote 4: In the original         Und steckst Du doch im faulen Pelz         So fall mit Vorsicht ab.     The Gasthaus zum Faulen Pelz is a beerhouse in Heidelberg.]     ************