despotis

"Tossed Deception She can toss out a lie so easily. Any twinge is impossible to detect. I try to believe that twinges do, in fact, exist. The lies are in her blood, taking shape within her veins. Sh..."

"AWDOIHAFTA The peace negotiations have come to an end. Allow me to indulge in a footnote before we adjourn A sparkling grape whine, if you will The mediator is  retiring I've had a good run, but it's..."

"It was one year ago today that Chantel Garp, of Tampa, was apprehended by the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Department for the murders of two bay area men. An investigation continues as local autho..."

"The Godfather With A Tail     I'm pacing. Pacing back and forth. If I could focus on the     clock I'd know just how many hours I've devoted to pacing.     Too many, I'd say, but not nearly enoug..."

"Rotate What if your Karmic Wheel gets a flat? I feel like I'm starring in a twisted movie I've never seen. Green Leaves, like the Drug Zone. Generic sugar, chocolate pie. Decapitated Guidos in the ..."

"Ode to Caffeine At times my sadness knows no boundaries. Floating through a nonspecific snippet of date movie mush. A handshake, a downward glance. The way he looks over his tea. Reflections of antic..."

"Arsenic Anyone?     Such a merry widow was she.     Although, at times, she resembled a he.     Hee Hee.     She was deep in love before the hour was up.     His enchantment seemed to be the same. ..."

"Sorry, Wrong Arab!   There once was a lady from China,   and her name was Aunt Majima.   Sticky, sweet, delusional dyslexia.   Almost as tasty as paint balls.   I love paint balls because they melt..."

"On Guard   I now believe that my perpetual passive nature phase   must become just that, a phase.   It seems I've been vacillating   between dormant and hyperactive apathy for many a moon.   I'm..."

"Flashing Down The Street   And we're walking through popsicle skies.   Building dreams and bridges from stained sticks.   Maybe it's always going to be this way.   You stop.  I stumble.   Reaching ..."

"Tour of Duty   I've been called upon once, as I'm called upon now   to restore peace and order in a replenishing cycle   My duty, dear followers, is to eliminate   honor, pride, and all that was on..."

"Vanilla Shake Redemption   If I could leave, if I could just escape the questions.   The pleas for help, Tammy Fae is crying,   drowning backwards Baptist singers in gallons of mascara juice.   B..."

"Ho Ho No! I gaze out of the grimy window, wishing you would somehow pass by. Instead, a Dodge Charger runs over a Chihuahua, causing a twice-removed sect of Hell's Angel's rejects to crash their..."

"Breaking Away I'm a bit weary from constantly changing and remaining the same. It's a vicious cyclists nightmare. The sun is playing hide and go seek with my happiness. But, it's all for the best,..."