Phrozen

"I sit alone in a little room all night Allowed to do nothing to amuse myself no tv no computer no stereo just a newspaper, if that I've read that damn newspaper over and over again every day it's the ..."

"I stand alone on a crowded street corner I see something happening in the distance and run to it There is a priest beating up a young man The young man is tight and light Liiiiight! The ham sandwich ..."

"This is how I get ideas I stay up for three days, And talk to Mr. Cuddles He's so tired.. HA! Look at him sneeze! Sneeze, show your love Doggy snot... yummy Mr. Ken has no Penis Mr. Cuddles eats him B..."

"I never knew my biological father Always hated him But needed him to be there Or at least thought I did What I didn't realize was that I had you, all along To teach me to play baseball To help me lea..."

"I have a ham sandwich it is good I love my ham sandwich I put mustard on it the mustard interacts with the ham to make a flavor that no other food can equal I wish I was my ham sandwich I would smear..."