30-Second Girlfriend
Don’t want to be attached No commitment, but I got your cash Gee whiz, I’m sorry Gotta wash my hair, it’s stinky By the way, gotta boyfriend too And guess what? He’s not you! Give a kiss and run away That’s how these ladies like to play Squeeze your heart until it pops Clean up your feelings with a mop [REFRAIN] She’s my 30-second girlfriend She just can’t seem to find her place for me She’s my 30-second girlfriend It just goes to prove that these girls are mean Friday night, we had a blast She was smiling, I moved in fast So mushy it would’ve made you sick Next day my butt received a kick “I’m sorry, don’t love you that way” I said “Wait! Why can’t you stay?” She said “’Cuz I’m a stinky girl” “Just can’t be the center of your world” And that’s when my heart went splat I was no dreamboat, and that was that [REFRAIN] But at least one thing does stand true: My Lord Jesus is a single guy tooJust a little punk diddy for ya'll . . . Not that all girls are mean -- But you guys know what I'm sayin'! Written March 29th, 2002 © on Mar 28 2002 03:41 PM PST 20 • 0 • 10
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"Don’t want to be attached..."