I'm having a cow.
By artis
Ive found that beef cattle are so hard to face alone in a pasture... head to head... one on one I think it's their.... big liquid eyes... with that gaze looking sadly contented, as they chew all that grows, into recycled cud I guess it's just knowing that they're eating their way to a date with a hammer... to become my hamburger food I've grown up to to love, countless times at Mc'donald's pigging out on the remnants, of some distant relation ancestor to this bovine, who is staring me down but my guilt it is fleeting as I turn to depart, from this expendable resource that tastes oh, so damn good, so it's off to a drive-thru to dampen the hunger, that came on me quite sudden in my walk cross this farm, and the furthest thing now from my mind is remorse, at this poor, simple creature cause I'm having a cow, with lettuce, and tomatoes pickles, ketchup...and cheese, on a hot, toasted bun "Could you pass the salt, please??" mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Artiskind of a true story on how a bunch of cows made me hungry for a burger and a wee bit guilty...lol respect the twinkie, but do not ignore its needs.. Written January 9th, 2002 © on Jan 09 2002 04:15 AM PST adult • humor
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