My special funny friend.

I have a special friend who's grown close to me for years he's an expert in waste management delights in working one on one but he's usually unemployed and just hangs out in shorts all day sometimes I gladly lend a hand until he gets a better offer because he's often helped me through before in so many tight spots he's stood up for me for years and has been beat on my behalf numerous times he's taken poundings without complaining much at all and though sometimes he's very hard on me when I am in the hole he always comes to cheer me up he's constantly dependable when things start getting hot and even though he's often been in some pretty hairy situations he's always been a heads up guy and so I let him gratefully make all of my night deposits when I'm out pursuing pleasure over business...he's at work he has taken many blows for me and yes, endured exposure both in public, and in private to increase my many gains he's adored by all the ladies they're always trying to take him out to exciting new locations then offering him a place to stay or a ride too, if he needs it cause they all know his lifes motto is that, "Nice guys finish last." for this they caress and hold him and thanks to his firm convictions I've made many great connections ~ He has kept in fairly good shape he likes basketball because he is so adept at dribbling and he's great on making long shots he also does a lot of pushups acrobatics can be fun plus he's ever fond of stretching just as high as he can reach and even though I've been told sometimes he's a little bent a lot of that just has to do with the couple nuts that he hangs out with they are no good when under pressure and are over sensitive but he's always been straight with me he has abilities to rise high above his weak companions and when they really start to bug him he just simply blows them off and that helps relieve the tension by avoiding too much friction I'm quite sure I'll always treasure the many moments that we've shared past the time I will no longer still be able to support him but if circumstances force me to carry his dead weight I'll just install a lift or offer him the latest pills to allow him to continue pursuing all that he finds good ~ I have a special friend who's big on me I'm hooked on him he hangs with me we are blood brothers linked as partners now and always inseperable till the end ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O->Artis<-Orespect the twinkie, but do not ignore its needs.. Written April 11th, 2002-This is way over your line limit, but enjoy it anyway on me...lol © on Apr 11 2002 01:59 AM PST    adult • humor