Nonsensical ramblings unleashed
By artis
If I could walk in my sleep, even though I never have, I would truly like to go somewhere significant, Like China, Alaska, even Atlantis, or the moon. What the heck, distance would be inconsequential. It's obvious that I wouldn't get too tired from walking, because I'd be asleep If I could come without any physical efforts, I wouldn't go anywhere. The hell with significance. I'd just sit around, and smile a lot, and maybe run some seminars. Of course, I'd have to call them semen-nars you know. I'd get filthy rich, by making other people come, hands free, for a small fee and then I'd buy stock investing heavily in "Depends," and I would go for days, forever coming, with my friends. If I could write a poem to beat all poems, that would make everybody hearing it just nod, because the words I'd read related perfectly, to a big hole in their lives, that was just filled, I would sell copies, for just 20 cents a piece to thirty million folks here, and abroad would sail with me, to Easter Island shores, where we would smoke sweet ganja, and just lounge beneath those massive heads, that watch us stone faced as we go skinny dipping in the waves. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Artisrespect the twinkie, but do not ignore its needs.. Written December 17th, 2001 © on Dec 17 2001 04:56 AM PST 0 • 18 • 14
AI analysis available. Enable JavaScript to interact.
About this line
"If I could walk in my sleep,..."