nonsensical ramblings unleashed...Part II

I always ate my spinach my broccolli, my brussel sprouts I choked down stuff I hated as a kid but I never grew up big and strong cause I'm just over 5'10" and I can only bench press 180 that's not the tall,muscular.....Mr. Atlas my mom promised me! ~ Mom always told me to put on clean underwear too before I went out into public in case I got hurt that way I would look respectable when they checked me over at the hospital I spent a fortune on BVD's and bleaching compounds so what happened the first time I got hurt I got shot, and I was so scared I crapped in my pants which is a fairly common side effect for most people undergoing trauma in fact, when you die your bowels automatically loosen involuntarily .......so..... so much for clean underwear, Mom!! ~ Mom also told me not to play with myself either because I'd go blind and grow hair on my palms so I didn't take any chances I mastered Braille at the tender age of nine and discovered the softening effects of Hair removal creme Talk about getting bald at an early age ~ Ahhh, but Mom also told me that if I ever needed her she would always be there for me even if she had to come back, and haunt me too bad it's the one promise she failed to keep Mom's been dead for over four years now and I really need her back but there has not been so much as a "BOO!" ahh, but I love you Mom. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Artis Written December 26th, 2001 © on Dec 26 2001 04:07 AM PST   10 • 0 • 14