The Beer That Is So Dear
By Cope
Heineken, Rolling rock, Original Coors, Amber bock, Mike’s hard lemonade, And that of a guy named Doc, Budweiser, Mister Brew, Molson, Labatte Blue. Coors Light, Smirnoff Ice, Bud Light, they’re all nice. Still, no imposters, I love them all, Sam Adams, and Fosters. I even like MGD, Especially with a little THC. Or put that with a forty of Old E., Double you will see. Take a Corona, Add a lime, Suddenly you are, Completely sublime. Leaving me to write, This difficult rhyme. There’s the Colt 45, And Pete’s Wicked Ale, As classic as the joint, And the puke pale. Sam has his Cream Stout, And Winter Ale. There’s Guinness dark and light, Hot they’re alright, But if you’re gonna go long, Drink Bud Light. If you’re lucky, You’ll never drink American Beer. If you do, Make sure a toilets near. There is nothing better, Than a great beer, To me there is nothing more dear. But if you drink, Get one thing clear, Don’t get in the driver’s seat, Let someone else steer.I don't know where this came from, but I thought I'd share anyways. Written April 13th, 2002 © on Apr 13 2002 01:42 PM PST 0 • 14
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