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Ella Spanks AntMonkey (Adult Humor)

By EllaThe1EyedMidget

Topics: Poetry Source: AllPoetry Original source

Yank'n, wank'n, Monkey spankin' Ant you are a card! I'm just afraid you'll get to excited and yank it much too hard! Dislocated, relocated, disjointed, a hellish pain, Don't you know that you'll go blind, Ant you are insane! Stains on the ceiling, sticky on the floor, it's hanging off the ceiling fan and dripping off the door! Ella will spank it for ya, ya know that I adore ya.... Let me get my rubber gloves.This one's for you Antmonkey!!!!!!:P Written December 5th, 2001 © on Dec 05 2001 05:48 AM PST   18 • 0 • 14

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