I Can't Drive 55

"My name is Ella,I'm in need of a fella.I'm an old lady,i'm sometimes kinda shady.I like bananas,and uhm, er.....other fruit.Damn! This ain't workin'!okay,okay.My boyfriends name is Rob,Oh wait now...m..."

"I'm short,I'm short,Yeah, i'm short!Poeple like to point,I just say i'm short,yeah, i'm short!I'm 2 foot 4,my boyfriend is a bore,I can't even remember his name.I'm short,yeah, i'm short! Written Dece..."

"I got one eye,so I gotta permanent wink.I got one eye,so I go blind when I blink.I got one eye,and it really stinks.Uhm...yeah...well,that's all I got for now,I think. Written December 2nd, 2001 © on..."

"Well,I guess ya know what Robs favoritepastime was since My head only came to his middle!Anyway,one night while the old boy was playin' his fiddle...yeah, he liked music to go along with the hummer.He..."

"I flew through the air with the greatest of ease,In the bedroom I was such a tease,until the damned chandelier broke,landed on Rob and gave him a stroke.You can take the midget out of the circus,but y..."

"It's seems i'm always forgettingwhere I put my specks,I can never find my hearing aid,why are my pants so wet?Rob! Where are my car keys?Did you hide them again?!Help me find my boots,I think it's gon..."