I'm A Bit Forgetful These Days

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It's seems i'm always forgettingwhere I put my specks,I can never find my hearing aid,why are my pants so wet?Rob! Where are my car keys?Did you hide them again?!Help me find my boots,I think it's gonna rain!I lost my dentures....helpme find them now!I can't see where i'm going..OW! Damned table leg! Stubbed my toe!Rob! Where are you,you old fart!?HELP! ROB! Written December 3rd, 2001 © on Dec 03 2001 09:18 AM PST 18 • 0 • 14

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"It's seems i'm always forgettingwhere I put my specks,I can never find my hearing aid,why are my pants so wet?Rob! Where are my car keys?Did you hide them again?!Help me find my boots,I think it's gonna rain!I lost my dentures....helpme find them now!I can't see where i'm going..OW! Damned table leg! Stubbed my toe!Rob! Where are you,you old fart!?HELP! ROB!..."

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