I'm Short

"My name is Ella,I'm in need of a fella.I'm an old lady,i'm sometimes kinda shady.I like bananas,and uhm, er.....other fruit.Damn! This ain't workin'!okay,okay.My boyfriends name is Rob,Oh wait now...m..."

"I got one eye,so I gotta permanent wink.I got one eye,so I go blind when I blink.I got one eye,and it really stinks.Uhm...yeah...well,that's all I got for now,I think. Written December 2nd, 2001 © on..."

"Well,I guess ya know what Robs favoritepastime was since My head only came to his middle!Anyway,one night while the old boy was playin' his fiddle...yeah, he liked music to go along with the hummer.He..."

"Nope,I can't drive 55!Well,with one eye you can understand why,I mean 35 maybe but never 55.Yeah, and because i'm so shortIt takes 5 New York city phone books anda unabridged Websters college addition..."

"I flew through the air with the greatest of ease,In the bedroom I was such a tease,until the damned chandelier broke,landed on Rob and gave him a stroke.You can take the midget out of the circus,but y..."

"It's seems i'm always forgettingwhere I put my specks,I can never find my hearing aid,why are my pants so wet?Rob! Where are my car keys?Did you hide them again?!Help me find my boots,I think it's gon..."