How I Lost My Eye (Adult Humor)
Well,I guess ya know what Robs favoritepastime was since My head only came to his middle!Anyway,one night while the old boy was playin' his fiddle...yeah, he liked music to go along with the hummer.He hit a high note, the fiddle string broke,Smacked him right acrossed the forhead.Well ya know,Ole Rob Jumped sky high!When he jumped that put and end to that hummer!That thing popped clean out of my mouth,poked me right in the eye!Talk about a skull....well you know it was really painful!Anyhow, that's how I lost my eye! Written December 3rd, 2001 © on Dec 03 2001 01:29 AM PST 18 • 16 • 14
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"Well,I guess ya know what Robs favoritepastime was since My head only came to his middle!Anyway,one night while the old boy was playin' his fiddle...yeah, he liked music to go along with the hummer.He hit a high note, the fiddle string broke,Smacked him right acrossed the forhead.Well ya know,Ole Rob Jumped sky high!When he jumped that put and end to that hummer!That thing popped clean out of my mouth,poked me right in the eye!Talk about a skull....well you know it was really painful!Anyhow, that's how I lost my eye!..."