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Someone Hid My Kayopectate!

By EllaThe1EyedMidget

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Who took my Kayopectate?This not a funny joke!Rob!If you took my Kayopectate,I NEED it now you bloody bloke!My bowels are in an uproar,my belly is on fire,That mexican food you made for dinner, Robtasted like old tires!There's no relief for me in site,what i'll do I just don't know,NO ROB, Don't lite that pipe!I think i'm gonna blow!The match was lit...it was way too late!Poor Rob,I let one rip,now he's at heavens gates! Written December 3rd, 2001 © on Dec 03 2001 02:44 PM PST   18 • 0 • 14

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"Who took my Kayopectate?This not a funny joke!Rob!If you took my Kayopectate,I NEED it now you bloody bloke!My bowels are in an uproar,my belly is on fire,That mexican food you made for dinner, Robtasted like old tires!There's no relief for me in site,what i'll do I just don't know,NO ROB, Don't lite that pipe!I think i'm gonna blow!The match was lit...it was way too late!Poor Rob,I let one rip,now he's at heavens gates!..."

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