101 uses for a dead squirrel

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First installment.101. Squirrels make great bolo whips.100. Good for cleaning shotgun barrels.99. Great house slippers, just stick your foot right in their throat!98. Filler for air mattresses used in Hollywood productions involving a 10 story dive from atop a building.97. Retrieving ingrown toenails.96. Opening beer bottles.95. Jamming up mufflers.94. Denture adhesive.93. Squirrels make great grappling hooks.92. Fish scaler.91. Stupid poem ideas. Written November 27th, 2001 © on Nov 27 2001 06:29 AM PST 0 • 1

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"First installment.101. Squirrels make great bolo whips.100. Good for cleaning shotgun barrels.99. Great house slippers, just stick your foot right in their throat!98. Filler for air mattresses used in Hollywood productions involving a 10 story dive from atop a building.97. Retrieving ingrown toenails.96. Opening beer bottles.95. Jamming up mufflers.94. Denture adhesive.93. Squirrels make great grappling hooks.92. Fish scaler.91. Stupid poem ideas...."

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