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Congratulations! You win the following directionsDarwin award of the day! You can claim your reward at the Macy's perfume counter.Just take your pick of any of the gift bags available on the Counter, and they are yours, FREE!Thanks for playing, and have a nice day! Written November 27th, 2001 © on Nov 27 2001 07:01 AM PST 0 • 14

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"Congratulations! You win the following directionsDarwin award of the day! You can claim your reward at the Macy's perfume counter.Just take your pick of any of the gift bags available on the Counter, and they are yours, FREE!Thanks for playing, and have a nice day!..."

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