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Placenta Bar

By Java

Topics: Poetry Source: AllPoetry Original source

Would you care for whipped cream?Aber, bitte mit Sahne?I'm sure you could douse yourself in it.Immerse yourself in it.Close your lips, and swallow it.Force it down, like rough medicinal sludge.Even though it sweetens your breath,You can't help but gag.Hold him down, boys,Stuff him good.Puff up his teeny weeny,Itty bitty,Stirrer.Fill that reservoir with misspelled words.And sweet, sweet cream.Ick.I think I'll wash my hands now. Written November 27th, 2001 © on Nov 27 2001 06:49 AM PST   0 • 16 • 14

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"Would you care for whipped cream?Aber, bitte mit Sahne?I'm sure you could douse yourself in it.Immerse yourself in it.Close your lips, and swallow it.Force it down, like rough medicinal sludge.Even though it sweetens your breath,You can't help but gag.Hold him down, boys,Stuff him good.Puff up his teeny weeny,Itty bitty,Stirrer.Fill that reservoir with misspelled words.And sweet, sweet cream.Ick.I think I'll wash my hands now...."

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