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Oh The Friends I've Had

By KozMic BluEs

Topics: Poetry Source: AllPoetry Original source

I have a friend, He is a Crab. His name is Jim, And he is sad. I have a friend, He is a Cat. His name is Bob, And here he sat. I had a friend, He was a Goat. I took a knife, And slit his throat. I have a friend, He is a Frog. The hungry cunt, He ate my dog. I have a friend, He is a Horse. He killed a man, With no remorse. I had a friend, He was a Fish. No suitable word, To rhyme with fish.Again, Don't ask.... I don't know what i was thinking. Written March 19th, 2002 © on Mar 19 2002 09:18 AM PST   0 • 14

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