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If Jerry Springer Calls, Hang Up

By kyattaman

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If Jerry Springer Calls, Hang Up scorned lovers attack men women black and white gay and straight and bisexuals who don’t know don’t care what you think they are here to tell it all bare their souls their breasts their butts and their lovers’ lives for a precious few moments jerry jerry jerry today’s guest has been sleeping with her brother and thinks it’s wrong that her mother wants to horn in I just can’t take it jerry incest whores ya’ll folks just need to back off cause ya’ll don’t know what’s truly goin on here question from the audience ya’ll folks are sick jerry jerry jerry mom lifts up her shirt you’re just jealous cause my son’s gettin all of this audience groans laughs and howls shake the studio and twenty men of different ages sizes and colors come onstage as the biggest breasts this side of the Grand Canyon flop down to mom's waist there's audience participation there's true love there's the future as we know it but if your girl friend says i gotta tell you a secret beware you just might find out she's a guy jerry jerry jerry kyattamannew and improved Written April 7th, 2002 © on Apr 07 2002 05:18 AM PST   0 • 14

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