Thank You Dear Abby

Thank You Dear Abby I’ve got to eat my sister in law I can’t deny it I just can’t hide it Next time she comes It’s her face or mine I wrote Dear Abby A few weeks ago Telling her of my urgent need My own dear sister in law Was coming to town And staying with my hubby and me I’ve got to eat my sister in law I can’t deny it I just can’t hide it Next time she comes It’s her face or mine I was too shamed to admit it I played around like I was timid I told Dear Abby She’s really a sweet girl I just can’t stand All her nudity I’ve got to eat my sister in law I can’t deny it Don’t knock it until you try it Next time she comes It’s her face or mine In our small flat there’s little room A kitchen for the three of us Hubby and me have the bedroom The first time I saw her I thought I would swoon When June said I sleep in the buff I’ve got to eat my sister in law I can’t deny it I just can’t hide it Next time she comes It’s her face or mine I couldn’t eat I couldn’t sleep Knowing the truth was gnawing at me I am so straight I’ll even masturbate How can I think of toast and jam With that pus staring at me I’ve got to eat my sister in law I can’t deny it I just can’t hide it Next time she comes It’s her face or mine Dear Abby said take my advice Next time she comes Give her a robe But when I watched TV All I could see Were June’s golden globes I’ve got to eat my sister in law I can’t deny it I just can’t hide it Next time she comes It’s her face or mine One day when June came and my hubby was out I confronted her Dear God please June for my sanity And the sake of my marriage Put on some clothes She laughed and said You’re bi like me We have progressed Thanks to Dear Abby One day it’s Phil Next day it’s June Sometimes we’re 3 No need for modesty We’ve got to eat my sister in law We don’t deny it Don’t knock til you have tried it Tonight she comes its his face or mine, ole!Try Sexuality. By the way, this is a take off on an actual Dear Abby letter from a few months ago Written April 7th, 2002 © on Apr 07 2002 04:38 AM PST   20 • 0 • 14