When You're Drunk

When you're drunk the world spins 'round Take a step and fall to the ground Smack your head and bust your ass Cut your wrist with a peice of glass Everything blurs and seems the same Everyone has gone insane You just want to up and run You just want to have some fun When you're drunk everything is fine Get more beer and drink more wine Get in the car and drive to the store Don't you worry, you can buy more Have another drink, it goes fast Who cares if you hit the gas? Twenty miles over, who the fuck cares? Just a little faster, go anywhere One more drink and then you're done One more drink and we'll have some fun It's not over 'til the fat lady sings Drink some more until your ears ring When you're drunk you just don't care You could be happy being anywhere When you're drunk you don't give a fuck You'll get by, just rely on your luck Another drink, just for the hell One less penny for the wishing well Nothing makes sense, you are too drunk You think an ugly fuck is really a hunk It's all good, you're feeling real high If you jump far enough you'll touch the sky But don't you worry about a thing In the morning you'll forget everything And it's all over, you've hit the ground No more fun, the world's stop spinning 'round Your friends have to drive you home Or you'll sleep outside all alone And in the morning your head will ache The light will hurt, the earth will quake But it will be all worth the while Because you got drunk, and that's you're style Now that is all I have to say Have a nice night, and have a nice day I am too drunk to really care About anything or about anywhere And in the morning  I won't even ask Because I'll know I've been an ass Because when I drink, I know I suck Choosing to drink makes me a dumbfuckWhen you're drunk you write poems like this! Ha... No, I wasn't drunk when I wrote this, I was pleasantly buzzed (and still am as I'm posting this!), okay? ) Anywayz... Written December 14th, 2001 © on Dec 14 2001 01:30 PM PST, Julianna Taylor-Mulder   other