Ding Dong
By mystyblu1
My heart is overflowing with joy, relief evident in my voice, eyes widen with great happiness, giggling like a child, she is here no more. She was worse than a thorn in my side, boil on my backside, rash around my neck, etc., etc., etc., She came to us through an ad in the paper, interviewed very well, answered all the questions, said what we wanted to hear, so we asked her to stay. She showed her true colors early, calling me a liar, telling the world how stupid she thought I was, not completing the work tasks, talking down to me as if I was lower than slime that oozes into the street, she even had the nerve to bring her husband to work, and he stayed all day! Alas, she showed herself to the wrong person, in a heated exchange with Mr. Big Boss, her fate was sealed, Oh, poor thing. She took it hard, the leaving, crying until it hurt, chest heaving uncontrollably, I stood in the corner and laughed into my hand. She who made my life hell, will no longer darken my days, Ding dong, the bitch is gone. Written December 20th, 2001 © on Dec 20 2001 06:17 AM PST 0 • 10
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