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Collage of Key chains (Humor)

By QuietlyRemembering

Topics: Poetry Source: AllPoetry Original source

What a strange thing this is, So many key chains, So many sayings... What to do... what to do... Collect them all, Of course. There's this one; my favorite, I don't discriminate, I hate everyone' Then theres that one, 'Do I look like a frickin peoples person... I didn't think so.' And I don't mean to harass, But 'could you drive better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass?' Then there is my motto, The one that describes me interally... 'To save us both time, Assume I know everything.' And trust me, As time goes by... I will have more... But until then remember: 'Don't drink and drive, You wouldn't want to spill your beer.'Trust me.. more to come.. more to come. Written January 12th, 2002 © on Jan 12 2002 08:06 AM PST   0 • 14

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