'Alien Info'

All bells were tolling the western front seemed quiet A false sense of security preceded a galactical riot I sat at a local watering hole everyone was imbibed and lying From all the ones that got away to working for the CIA spying My booth was near a window something outside caught my eye Little whirling dishes of light repelled from a jet black sky They landed in the parking lot hard believing what I saw They suctioned to the ground asd if bolstering gravity's law Out got three dudes you know,little green guys With great big green heads and one giant black crossed eye I'm not sure which was the leader but the smallest one started yakkin' As he rambled on I just hoped and prayed he was'nt packin' I said,"hey there little fella" and I'd never been more sincere You are now on Earth and you don't call the shots here I thought you were more intelligent I guess you've been over-rated Now you're talking trash and I'm getting aggravated You've supposedly been here on Earth a few times before Even with just one stupid eye why would you want to see more? And as for these "probes" that happen during these abductions Don't do anymore without permission and you'd better follow my instructions No matter what part of society rich,poor or middle class Before starting an anal probe remove human head from human ass Y'all can stay till morning do your explorin'and patrollin' And seeing's how I like you I'll only charge a buck per colon Don't feel too bad most of these fools won't ever forget ya' Just don't let that door hit ya' where the good lord split ya' eak  © 2001 Written December 10th, 2001 © on Dec 09 2001 04:35 PM PST   0 • 14