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"Think way back to when you were a child Your actions not considered rebellious or even wild Yet once you were older a name was attached To attitudes or feelings you were always over-matched Being at..."

"There will be no heroicsno Grand Slam Home RunThings will be the sameafter all is said and doneNo fourth and incheswith time ticking awayWhen the clock runs outit'll be just another dayAccomplishments..."

"Spooks and candyGoblins and WitchesLittle Princesses and Hobo'swith holes in their britches'All Hallow's Eve'or 'Halloween Night'Wolfmen and Mummiesand Vampires that don't bitePeople answer their door..."

"It was time to 'Dream On''Walkin'the Dog' with 'Mama Kin'Once we 'Got Our Wings' and 'Rocks'we were 'Back in the Saddle' againThere were 'Toys in the Attic'we'd 'Walk This Way' 'No More'Whipped out a ..."

"It's been a long time since I saw you Dear Mother Thirteen years since we could touch or hug one another These years went so fast as if each were a day Still thoughts of you Mom come whatever may So..."

"This 'sphere' that is our homethe planet called EarthOur inhabitance herehas decreased its worthWe've raped Mother Naturetime and time againDestroyed a work in progressand what it may have beenHumans ..."

"Once upon a timeon a street named Pennsyl(vein)iaLived Vic and Vicky Vampirewho were here from Transyl(vein)iaThey were'nt here very longbefore Vicky was with childWhen Vic found outhe went really wil..."

"You're a chief,I'm a chiefnot an Indian in sightIn your eyes I'm wrongin my eyes you're not rightWhich of us will sit idleand tell the other what to do?Perhaps it won't be mebut it sure as hell ain't ..."

"The first U.S. tastecame with 70's 'Paranoid' releaseBombastic boasts of 'Iron Man'exposing 'War Pigs' who were obeseThese 'Masters of Reality'made 'Sweet Leaf' their slaveThen lead us 'Into the Void'..."

"Hello Mr. Falwellmay I ask you a question?What would make you thimkanyone needs your suggestion?Am I out of lineby not doing as you say?Are you really that importantthat the world should run your way?..."

"There's a big time 'jones'inside me right nowI must find some 'dilemma'don't care where or howConflict and turmoilthat's the stuff for meIf there is no crisesno happiness do I seeWon't somebody please..."

"Yesterday I went backwards without a "time machine" And I must admit it was really quite a scene At my age I surely know one thing I should'nt do Before I eat my breakfast I should'nt be drinking bre..."

"Me heap big smart manme like to believeBut lotsum what I doheap hard to conceiveMe workum hard and me workum lateStill not enough 'wampum'to take to 'Squaw Mate'I gettum cashme spendum cashIf me leave..."

"Something is missing where could it be It was not misplaced and it belongs to me Its contents at this time not at issue here I must take it back I feel that it is near This happened once before and ..."

"Hello there assholeyou idiotic jerkSit down and be quietwhile I go to workYou're my last stop for the daylets make this real quickDon't give me any shit and don't try to be slickSeems it's been reques..."

"One afternoon at the table while "Coors clutching" with a friend My friend offered a comment on her not to lie I can depend She came right out and said it "Eddie , you're an asshole" This was nothing..."

"Is there someone here who's supposed to be the boss? If so please step forward for your ass it's time to toss Was this your first job did you not learn from your last? Because the way things are I t..."

"'Scuttle Pup Pond'holds happy fish and blue fishLots of number one fishand some number two fishThere are somethat have it all fishAnd some that have'nt the balls fishThere's someI gotta be me fishSome..."

"Nothing is minenowhere is meOut of placeamongst all I seeThe 'Missing Piece'?I definitely think notMy search is way off coursethis isn't what was soughtI was lookingfor something more sereneSomething ..."

"You never know what you'll seeon a stroll down 'Memory Lane'Never know who you'll meetwhat you'll like or disdainIt's a 'roll of the dice'on a table thats slantedIt's a botched circumcisionby a drunke..."

"Where shall I start Osama?Perhaps a bullet through your kneeThen I'll get a baseball batyou're a pinata, hanging from a treeI wouldn't bludgeon you longor hit you in the headI must finish some thingsb..."

"It was 'All Hallow's Eve'Goblins filled the streetVampires and Werewolvesknocked on doors for Trick or TreatGhouls and Ghostsdon't miss any doorsAlong with them are creatureswho still walk on all four..."

"Thoughts at this timeare memories held dearOf times spent with Grandmaall crystal clearI recall CircusesOperas and ShowsA tender approachto solving one's woesI'll not forget placesthat we used to goTh..."

"Society has a problemit's looking for a fightIt's approach to this dilemmatoday is not handled rightThe 'enemy' society seeksits elimination is expectedThis must be accomplishedany means will be accep..."

"He may knock on doorsbut he ain't Trick or TreatingHe's just one of those guysthat are never worth meetingBut on 'All Hallow's Eve'he transforms into a KingLike Tarzan on a 'Twizzler'he flies by on a ..."

"I don't believe in Fairy Talesno such thing as a 'seven year itch'But mine eyes have seenthe one they call the 'Westside Witch'She's really somethingquite an awesome sightAs she kick-starts her brooma..."

"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Ranger you're Patriotic,and it shows This time we're fighting more than fog we need you and your nose That 'beak" of yours is sacred each nostril,so tight and sweet Just light t..."

"Yippee aye ohand yippee aye aya lot of folks feelthat everything's OKYes,everything is 'rosy'everything is fineNice world to live init sure isn't mineI've asked some peoplehow 'their world' was erecte..."

"The view from here is great if the scene were only as deserving This would never pass as non-fiction all these actions I'm observing Destruction in its rawest form degradation to the lowest stage The..."

"Some call it 'anxiety' some say it's 'blowing off steam' I call it awakening some fools to a not so pleasant dream Yanking heads out of the sand slapping the shit out of those that need it Instilling..."

"It was late in Decembereverything had frozeAnd I had 'Jack Daniels' nipping at my noseAfter a few good linesand a bonghit or twoAs if struck by lightningmy awareness grewI love this time of yearthe yu..."

"Sure glad that I awokewhether it here or anywhereAlthough I'm still shakingfrom this animated nightmareI stopped by Bugs Bunny'sfelt strange as it began to rainElmer Fudd answered the doora new 'bunny..."

"As much as times changechange re-creates timeDigital alarm clocks ringas Grandfather clocks chimeTechnology ticks awaythe speed of progress leaves doubtNew creations fill voidssome we're better off wi..."

"Part one-The BeginningBorn in the early 1900'sthe Mississippi Delta its native landIt's been recorded for a 100 yearsfrom 'Muddy Waters' to 'Slowhand'The 'Axe' men from this primal deltalike 'Howlin W..."

"The cups were like thimblesthe tables were milking stoolsHow does one serve themselfwhen left such small tools?I left the table slowlyhard walking with one's back bentI stepped on an area rugand down ..."

"Once upon a slimy timelived a man named Osama wasRottenThe creep he was and things he didmost likely won't be forgottenHe was from 'Assholistan'which was bordered by 'Buttcrackistan'He went to school ..."

"On the ____ day of Christmas Osama got from me:A shotgun blast to the kneeTwo crotch kicksThree left hooksFour dried up tirdsFive fractured ribsSix slaps for disobeyingSeven 'Seals' a swimmingEight 'B..."

"Alcohol and cigarettes the "legal addicts" pair But profitable taxwise so no one seems to care "Illicit drugs" are different oh yeah,why is that so? It's for your own protection we care for you you k..."

"My soul is so tired my spirit is dead My wheels keep spinning no matter what's said I've trapped myself and constructed a cage Locked myself in with diabolical rage An element created with help from..."

"Bah,the Holidays I hate this time of year And you'll understand after my story you hear It happened long ago I tell you,I was framed But ever since that time for the crime I am blamed They called me..."

"I don't know how he is or just where he went If he decided to go or was he sent? I know him very well at least thought I did I even remember him when he was just a kid No need for a description I'd ..."

"Being a Football Fan(American) is great this time of year With some 26 College Football games I've every reason to cheer But why limit this "Bowl Mania" to just the Holiday Season It does'nt have to ..."

"If I were you and I think I am I'd straighten up and get with the program Instead of walking around and sticking out my chest I'd make an investment in a bullet proof vest The toes you've stepped on..."

"Hello,I'm baaack... do you remember me? I was called to "Hamlin" once to walk some rats to sea Whoever called this time did not leave their name The request was really sad in fact it's quite a shame ..."

"It's been 25 years a quarter century since the day That's a long time Dad since you've been away After all this time and due to my neglect These overdue lines are written from my Heart and with respe..."

"In the red corner black trunks trimmed in white The big bad bully "just call me Dolomite" In the blue corner lacy white trunks with tan He's the "Rose of the Ring" Stewart the sweet smellin' man The..."

"When the foot hits the door a victorious heel over wood Adrenaline is flowing insuring it's kicked in good Entry is the instant act bearing the element of surprise And for this instant I'm like God i..."

"I may not be "Ms.Cleo" these ain't Tarot Cards I'm readin If you're here seeking trouble let me tell ya,you're succeeding I've got a strong feeling it's real deep and probably true Ive run into "home..."

"You don't even belive in me so I don't know why I care But come this Christmas Eve don't worry,I'll be there Forget about the being good crap there's other stuff you should drop So I'll play "fortune..."

"The biggest lie on Earth? Maybe it's "Big boys don't cry" But just get back up un-concerned with why Fortunately for me I was'nt raised that way Yes,my heart is on my sleeve and right there it will s..."

"I set my "Strawberry Alarm Clock" as I slept on the "Dock of the Bay" "Vanilla Fudge" was my favorite flavor I had the "Summertime Blues" that day Had "My Generation" arrived were we really "Born to ..."

""Jack Flash" is jumping "Shattered" rocks still roll A"Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown" thanks to "Brown Sugar" and a bowl This "Machine thats my Head" such a "Lazy" "Highway Star" Canoes that "Smoke on..."

"Never thought I'd sit down and write a "Dear John" letter But I'm all set to go and the sooner the better While writing I can't help it I feel like I'm wasting time I'm not even sure you can read you..."

"As time goes by life's more like an examination Ignorance and terrorism their existence an abomination Can it be stopped this idiocy and it's stagnation The world talks out it's neck about "together"..."

"It happened long ago about thirty some years I met my true love a "black box" with "rabbit ears" We were meant for each other both heavy into pretend And our romance flourished on each other we'd dep..."

"Do you ever get curious of what's inside you? Along with organs and blood or should I say who Inside it's mysterious a "warehouse" if you will Parts that give and take even parts that thrill Nows as..."

"Snow is on the ground Holiday spirits fill the air Snowmen are popping up noses of carrots and mops for hair Children on their sleds who can ride the steepest hill? Just how things should be in a sea..."

"All bells were tolling the western front seemed quiet A false sense of security preceded a galactical riot I sat at a local watering hole everyone was imbibed and lying From all the ones that got awa..."

"I'm but a visitor sent here to study you And I must admit I'm amazed at things you do This "sphere" you call a planet a study in progress for my kind We find it hard to understand intellectually you'..."

"I'm a "Bad Company" man and as the "Seagull" flies above It's for sure I'm "Movin On" if you don't "Feel Like Makin Love" I'm the "Youngblood" no more but you're still my "Honey Child" Can't get "Sil..."