'Tootsie Roll Troll'
By soosoncrack
He may knock on doorsbut he ain't Trick or TreatingHe's just one of those guysthat are never worth meetingBut on 'All Hallow's Eve'he transforms into a KingLike Tarzan on a 'Twizzler'he flies by on a 'Licorice String'He ate 'Three Musketeers' alivewent to the 'pen' and became 'Baby Ruth'In the shower he picked up a 'Kit Kat'a sore booty and a sweet toothHe'd throw 'Hershey's Kisses'to people with 'Butterfingers'When he'd see their 'Hostess Cupcakes' he'd volunteer his 'Zingers'So don't leave a trail of 'Reese's Pieces'on your venture to the 'Milky Way'Don't 'Snicker' at these instructionsand lets not forget,it's 'PayDay'As you travel life's 'Rocky Road'may the'M & M's' melt in your soulFor the price of a '100,000 Bar'I'll call off my 'Tootsie Roll Troll'eak ©2001 Written October 18th, 2001 © on Oct 18 2001 08:44 AM PST 0 • 14
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"He may knock on doorsbut he ain't Trick or TreatingHe's just one of those guysthat are never worth meetingBut on 'All Hallow's Eve'he transforms into a KingLike Tarzan on a 'Twizzler'he flies by on a 'Licorice String'He ate 'Three Musketeers' alivewent to the 'pen' and became 'Baby Ruth'In the shower he picked up a 'Kit Kat'a sore booty and a sweet toothHe'd throw 'Hershey's Kisses'to people with 'Butterfingers'When he'd see their 'Hostess Cupcakes' he'd volunteer his 'Zingers'So don't leave a trail of 'Reese's Pieces'on your venture to the 'Milky Way'Don't 'Snicker' at these instructionsand lets not forget,it's 'PayDay'As you travel life's 'Rocky Road'may the'M & M's' melt in your soulFor the price of a '100,000 Bar'I'll call off my 'Tootsie Roll Troll'eak ©2001..."