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'The Westside Witch'

By soosoncrack

Topics: Poetry Source: AllPoetry Original source

I don't believe in Fairy Talesno such thing as a 'seven year itch'But mine eyes have seenthe one they call the 'Westside Witch'She's really somethingquite an awesome sightAs she kick-starts her broomand cruises the sky at nightShe's harmless while in the airjust flying about is her planBut once she touches downthe 'shit is hitting the fan'She's mad about somethingso down to Earth she'll crash'Trick' or Treating all the Barsand selling her body for cashShe cast's spells no longerno out-dated Witch is sheShe drinks 'Vinegar Martini's'pisses yellow ribbons 'Around Oak Trees'She ain't from Pasadenalives in some Motel RoomThe 'little Old Lady From Hell'that stick up your ass,is her broomeak © 2001 Written October 19th, 2001 © on Oct 19 2001 03:05 AM PST   0 • 14

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"I don't believe in Fairy Talesno such thing as a 'seven year itch'But mine eyes have seenthe one they call the 'Westside Witch'She's really somethingquite an awesome sightAs she kick-starts her broomand cruises the sky at nightShe's harmless while in the airjust flying about is her planBut once she touches downthe 'shit is hitting the fan'She's mad about somethingso down to Earth she'll crash'Trick' or Treating all the Barsand selling her body for cashShe cast's spells no longerno out-dated Witch is sheShe drinks 'Vinegar Martini's'pisses yellow ribbons 'Around Oak Trees'She ain't from Pasadenalives in some Motel RoomThe 'little Old Lady From Hell'that stick up your ass,is her broomeak © 2001..."

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