'Osama's 12 Days of Christmas'
By soosoncrack
On the ____ day of Christmas Osama got from me:A shotgun blast to the kneeTwo crotch kicksThree left hooksFour dried up tirdsFive fractured ribsSix slaps for disobeyingSeven 'Seals' a swimmingEight 'Berets' land miningNine Taliban castrationsTen stitches to stop bleedingEleven 'Rangers' aimingTwelve direct hitseak © 2001 Written November 5th, 2001 © on Nov 05 2001 02:45 AM PST 0 • 14
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"On the ____ day of Christmas Osama got from me:A shotgun blast to the kneeTwo crotch kicksThree left hooksFour dried up tirdsFive fractured ribsSix slaps for disobeyingSeven 'Seals' a swimmingEight 'Berets' land miningNine Taliban castrationsTen stitches to stop bleedingEleven 'Rangers' aimingTwelve direct hitseak © 2001..."