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'Mr. Falwell,I Presume'

By soosoncrack

Topics: Poetry Source: AllPoetry Original source

Hello Mr. Falwellmay I ask you a question?What would make you thimkanyone needs your suggestion?Am I out of lineby not doing as you say?Are you really that importantthat the world should run your way?You never cease to amaze mewith your delusions of self worthTo me you're not much morethan the biggest asshole on this EarthGranted you have this corneredand if assholes are divineThen yes,it is all trueas an A-Hole you're top of the lineWhen you see a rainbowwhich color pleases your eye?And does it grant you the powerto choose everyone's when,where and why?I don't think it doesin fact I know it is'nt trueEven if it wereI'd never listen to youBecause you sir are an idiotof your shit  I'm sick and tiredTo be the boss of this here Earthyou don't possess the 'smarts' requiredYou won't clean up your actyou'll always be a pompous jerkSo stick your head back up your assand consider it your finest workeak © 1999 Written October 14th, 2001 © on Oct 14 2001 03:41 AM PST   0 • 14

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"Hello Mr. Falwellmay I ask you a question?What would make you thimkanyone needs your suggestion?Am I out of lineby not doing as you say?Are you really that importantthat the world should run your way?You never cease to amaze mewith your delusions of self worthTo me you're not much morethan the biggest asshole on this EarthGranted you have this corneredand if assholes are divineThen yes,it is all trueas an A-Hole you're top of the lineWhen you see a rainbowwhich color pleases your eye?And does it grant you the powerto choose everyone's when,where and why?I don't think it doesin fact I know it is'nt trueEven if it wereI'd never listen to youBecause you sir are an idiotof your shit  I'm sick and tiredTo be the boss of this here Earthyou don't possess the 'smarts' requiredYou won't clean up your actyou'll always be a pompous jerkSo stick your head back up your assand consider it your finest workeak © 1999..."

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