'Walking Gatorades'
By soosoncrack
Once upon a timeon a street named Pennsyl(vein)iaLived Vic and Vicky Vampirewho were here from Transyl(vein)iaThey were'nt here very longbefore Vicky was with childWhen Vic found outhe went really wildHe partied too heartygot drunk and passed outHe awoke feeling guiltyVicky'd be angry no doubtReelingly dizzy,also quite weakhe called his Doctor,Elmer FuddWho examined then exclaimed'Somebody's been sucking your blood!'Vic had already livedwith less than a 'full deck'So he went home and bitthe Baby and Old Lady on the neckThey frequented dark,seedy bars'virgins' were few and far betweenThe favorite had to have beenMadonna in a LimousineBut Vic Jr. did quite wellhe grew up tall and leanEven got himself a Doctoratefrom a course in a magazineJunior's purpose in townwas running the 'Halloween Parade'And each patient he sawjust a 'Walking Jug of Gatorade'All the world's eyes were on 'Lomania'and the street of Pennsyl(vein)iaEspecially immigrants from Transyl(vein)iawith threats like 'we'll de-vein ya'The town straightened up it's own actand Vic Jr. still runs the paradesStill sucking on necks in barsthose 'Walking Jugs of Gatorade'eak© 2000 Written October 13th, 2001 © on Oct 13 2001 02:59 PM PST 0 • 14
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"Once upon a timeon a street named Pennsyl(vein)iaLived Vic and Vicky Vampirewho were here from Transyl(vein)iaThey were'nt here very longbefore Vicky was with childWhen Vic found outhe went really wildHe partied too heartygot drunk and passed outHe awoke feeling guiltyVicky'd be angry no doubtReelingly dizzy,also quite weakhe called his Doctor,Elmer FuddWho examined then exclaimed'Somebody's been sucking your blood!'Vic had already livedwith less than a 'full deck'So he went home and bitthe Baby and Old Lady on the neckThey frequented dark,seedy bars'virgins' were few and far betweenThe favorite had to have beenMadonna in a LimousineBut Vic Jr. did quite wellhe grew up tall and leanEven got himself a Doctoratefrom a course in a magazineJunior's purpose in townwas running the 'Halloween Parade'And each patient he sawjust a 'Walking Jug of Gatorade'All the world's eyes were on 'Lomania'and the street of Pennsyl(vein)iaEspecially immigrants from Transyl(vein)iawith threats like 'we'll de-vein ya'The town straightened up it's own actand Vic Jr. still runs the paradesStill sucking on necks in barsthose 'Walking Jugs of Gatorade'eak© 2000..."