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'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Ranger'

By soosoncrack

Topics: Poetry Source: AllPoetry Original source

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Ranger you're Patriotic,and it shows This time we're fighting more than fog we need you and your nose That 'beak" of yours is sacred each nostril,so tight and sweet Just light the way for a little death and your job is half complete You'll make the right decision of this we are quite sure By the way,you replaced 'Gentle Ben' my jacket was made of his fur This should really be easy but just between you and me We're after some cat in a Turban who was thrown from his own family tree He'll lay low like a rat and wait for a big piece of cheese Once captured stick a foot in his ass preferably up to the knee This is only temporary he'll gladly stay still for awhile As things stuck up bin Laden's ass have a tendency to make him smile Osama is getting his very own Prison brand new,by the Falls in Niagra He gets three brand new cellies convicted rapists strung out on viagra eak © 2001 Written October 19th, 2001 © on Oct 19 2001 03:20 AM PST   0 • 14

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