'Bowl...Bowl...Bowl'

Being a Football Fan(American) is great this time of year With some 26 College Football games I've every reason to cheer But why limit this "Bowl Mania" to just the Holiday Season It does'nt have to be Football and we don't need a reason Lets have a "Lethargy Bowl" for teams like L.A.'s Dodgers Who could play a softball team coached by Pee Wee Herman and Mr. Rodgers Mainstream society could have fun too Police could play the "Law Enforcement Bowl" A touch football game played while eating donuts and cinnamon rolls The "Executive Bowl" would be exciting indeed A totem pole of A-Holes displaying their excessive greed Our Nations Capitol could also participate With the "Deep Throat Bowl" in honor of Watergate Television advertisers must be represented and their brains would be tickin' It's the "Dog Eat Dog Bowl" and they all taste like Chicken How about our Prisons whose populace grows by the hour The "Soap on a Rope Bowl" played in a great big shower Maybe the "Viagra Bowl" featuring women with D-Cups Video-recorded while helping George Burns to get it up The "Intern Bowl" another D.C. mess Playing the winner of the "Viagra Bowl" the one in the semen stained dress This tradition's been with us forever Adam and Eve invented it I'm told The day they removed their fig-leafs and played the first "Salad Bowl" eak © 2000 Written November 16th, 2001 © on Nov 16 2001 07:30 AM PST   0 • 14