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'Crude Ineptitude'

By soosoncrack

Topics: Poetry Source: AllPoetry Original source

If I were you and I think I am I'd straighten up and get with the program Instead of walking around and sticking out my chest I'd make an investment in a bullet proof vest The toes you've stepped on really do not appreciate Your attitude or actions they will reciprocate Your position as of late one of power and control You should've acted like you belonged there not like an ignorant troll If I thought you capable of maintaining this position We could have saved this visit to your local physician So,watch your back and watch it good You'll soon call me "Daddy" as I stand where you stood eak © Written November 16th, 2001 © on Nov 16 2001 10:29 AM PST   0 • 9

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