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'Everythingistan'

By soosoncrack

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Once upon a slimy timelived a man named Osama wasRottenThe creep he was and things he didmost likely won't be forgottenHe was from 'Assholistan'which was bordered by 'Buttcrackistan'He went to school in 'Shitheadistan'took terrorist classes in 'Sneakybastardistan'Had a bunch of wives in 'Myhoesistan'some of whom ran off,to 'Bulldykesistan'His parents denounced him and moved to 'I'mashamedistan'Osama hit the poppy fields on his way to 'Islamistan'The 'holy' Tailbone Taliban from 'Fanaticistan'said Osama should go to 'Rehabistan'But Osama was in 'Denialistan'and enjoyed his trips to 'Booyah Crackistan'He gained popularity in 'Idiotistan'in the Capitol of 'Wethrowrocksattanksistan'Right over the border of 'Weneverwinistan'even on the other side of 'Moronistan'Finally one day in 'Nosecandystan'while snorting a line from 'Cokeheadistan'He decided to go to 'Bettyfordistan'instead of going through 'Withdrawalistans'I feel he is in 'Rightnextdooristan'I just left for O.J.istan'Via the lovely 'Ginsuistan'gonna send Osama to 'Eunuchistan'eak © 2001 Written November 2nd, 2001 © on Nov 02 2001 04:46 AM PST   0 • 14

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"Once upon a slimy timelived a man named Osama wasRottenThe creep he was and things he didmost likely won't be forgottenHe was from 'Assholistan'which was bordered by 'Buttcrackistan'He went to school in 'Shitheadistan'took terrorist classes in 'Sneakybastardistan'Had a bunch of wives in 'Myhoesistan'some of whom ran off,to 'Bulldykesistan'His parents denounced him and moved to 'I'mashamedistan'Osama hit the poppy fields on his way to 'Islamistan'The 'holy' Tailbone Taliban from 'Fanaticistan'said Osama should go to 'Rehabistan'But Osama was in 'Denialistan'and enjoyed his trips to 'Booyah Crackistan'He gained popularity in 'Idiotistan'in the Capitol of 'Wethrowrocksattanksistan'Right over the border of 'Weneverwinistan'even on the other side of 'Moronistan'Finally one day in 'Nosecandystan'while snorting a line from 'Cokeheadistan'He decided to go to 'Bettyfordistan'instead of going through 'Withdrawalistans'I feel he is in 'Rightnextdooristan'I just left for O.J.istan'Via the lovely 'Ginsuistan'gonna send Osama to 'Eunuchistan'eak © 2001..."

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