'Nightmare on Cartoon Street'
By soosoncrack
Sure glad that I awokewhether it here or anywhereAlthough I'm still shakingfrom this animated nightmareI stopped by Bugs Bunny'sfelt strange as it began to rainElmer Fudd answered the doora new 'bunny's' foot on his keychainI saw Wylie Coyote and askedif he and Road Runner were still togetherHe belched once and fartedspeaking words and blowing out feathersThe sight of that empty cageGranny and Tweety were MIAGood ol' gentlemanly Sylvesterhis mouth full,he had nothing to sayFoghorn Leghorn was a pedophileYosemite Sam was the Marquis de SadeThey sodomized that little Chicken Hawkuntil he moved in with GodPepe le Peau was Pinocchioand claimed he no longer liesEver since the Kitty next doorsaid his nose was the 'purr-fect' sizeThe Seven Dwarves were quite a crewthey brought their lady Snow WhiteThe square root of 49 is 7she did em all twice that nightThese are just a fewterrifying cartoon dilemmasAt least Porky Pig is a Doctorand on Tuesday's he gives free enemaseak© 2001 Written October 31st, 2001 © on Oct 31 2001 10:32 AM PST 0 • 14
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"Sure glad that I awokewhether it here or anywhereAlthough I'm still shakingfrom this animated nightmareI stopped by Bugs Bunny'sfelt strange as it began to rainElmer Fudd answered the doora new 'bunny's' foot on his keychainI saw Wylie Coyote and askedif he and Road Runner were still togetherHe belched once and fartedspeaking words and blowing out feathersThe sight of that empty cageGranny and Tweety were MIAGood ol' gentlemanly Sylvesterhis mouth full,he had nothing to sayFoghorn Leghorn was a pedophileYosemite Sam was the Marquis de SadeThey sodomized that little Chicken Hawkuntil he moved in with GodPepe le Peau was Pinocchioand claimed he no longer liesEver since the Kitty next doorsaid his nose was the 'purr-fect' sizeThe Seven Dwarves were quite a crewthey brought their lady Snow WhiteThe square root of 49 is 7she did em all twice that nightThese are just a fewterrifying cartoon dilemmasAt least Porky Pig is a Doctorand on Tuesday's he gives free enemaseak© 2001..."