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'Christopher Collectabus'

By soosoncrack

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Hello there assholeyou idiotic jerkSit down and be quietwhile I go to workYou're my last stop for the daylets make this real quickDon't give me any shit and don't try to be slickSeems it's been requestedthat you give me some moneySo pull out your pockets and look like a bunnyWhat's that ,no cash?Then we've a problem hereYou'd better find somethingand get your ass in gearI don't want to bust you upbreak bones or smash your faceGet the maid all upsetgetting blood all over the placeSo I'll just take this and I'll take both of theseI like that 'blue beamer'now give me those keyseak ©2000 Written October 14th, 2001 © on Oct 14 2001 02:53 PM PST   0 • 14

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"Hello there assholeyou idiotic jerkSit down and be quietwhile I go to workYou're my last stop for the daylets make this real quickDon't give me any shit and don't try to be slickSeems it's been requestedthat you give me some moneySo pull out your pockets and look like a bunnyWhat's that ,no cash?Then we've a problem hereYou'd better find somethingand get your ass in gearI don't want to bust you upbreak bones or smash your faceGet the maid all upsetgetting blood all over the placeSo I'll just take this and I'll take both of theseI like that 'blue beamer'now give me those keyseak ©2000..."

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