'Blunderdog'
By soosoncrack
"Maybe I'm no Rin Tin Tin nor a Labrador Retriever Don't treat me like a Chihuahua I'll turn you Poodles into believers Straight out of Lady and the Tramp I'm proud to be a Mongrel Mutt Don't need your "blue ribbon" purity to show you all what's what Not applying for St. Bernard (hood) I can't save all your canine asses Most of you little yappers ought to take some obedience classes Don't blame it on your humans because you did'nt train them right After cornering some alley cat and he kicked your ass that night Stop being the typical "Fido" with the "sit" and "roll over" crap Start herding the humans with cattle my seeing eye Sheperds made you a map We're their best friends but they are not ours Some are mean and stupid and others won't take showers We are on a mission my four legged friends From Dachsunds to Great Danes on us the future depends So,if your situation is out of hand don't just sit like a bump on a log Call my Road Dogs and me to fix it for I am "Blunderdog" eak©2002 Written January 9th, 2002 © on Jan 08 2002 08:38 PM PST 0 • 9
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""Maybe I'm no Rin Tin Tin..."