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'The Kronic Consumer'

By soosoncrack

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Time to go shopping for some things I need Part of my preperation a few bonghits of weed This creates the stupor that I must be in This prevents one from calling any next of kin A combination of atrocities Supermarkets hold for us all Wobbly carts for one drive me up a wall Then there's always the great marketing technique So I can't find anything they move shit each week As for those bonghits they seem to increase in me The need to consume and partake of some groceries The chips are so accessible as much as they're for sale And very easy to eat when the Security Guard reads braille Enough for the snacking the Butcher is a jabroni I'll just go back there and eat me some baloney Well now...what's for dessert those pastries look delicious I'll tear into those Twinkies as if I were Sid Vicious With this mission completed and my stomach nice and full Next stop is my abode and a bonghit for my skull Written January 10th, 2002 © on Jan 09 2002 03:38 PM PST   0 • 14

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