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"In the classroom, a skeleton is on display And is smiling the typical skeleton way. Does a skeleton wear such a non-fading grin, 'Cause it doesn't let problems get under its skin (Since it doesn't ha..."

"Flash!Crash!Ker-BOOM!The roomIs brightAs day,Though nightHas come.Snare drumResounds;Rain poundsOn glass;Washed grassGlows greenIn KeenBright light. Written November 23rd, 2001 © on Nov 22 2001 06:30..."